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i found semen flavored chapstick in my moms makeup drawer once and that scarred me for life
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maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
(Source: oldirtybecca)
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Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via matrioskaaa)
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this is a thing that happened
I was 95% sure this was an Onion article
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